Enemies Of The Music Business

MEANWHILE IN NEW YORK...

Respected avant-garde musician John Zorn is working hard on the music for a tribute concert to jazz legend John Coltrane. Then he hears Napalm Death - and bins everything. This, he realizes, is the real cutting edge, the genuine avant garde, music that is as out there and revolutionary as modern jazz WAS in the 1940's and 50's. He trains his musicians to ape (as best they can) the blistering, cranium-smashing controlled chaos of the Napalm Death sound.

When the John Coltrane tribute concert is finally staged the audience reaction is mixed. Some of the stuffed-shirt jazz bores scream "FUCKING WHAT!?" and run from the theatre with their hands over their ears. Others scream even less articulate abuse and hurl chairs at the stage. They can't handle it, the wankers.

Napalm Death have this effect on some people.